burgerwizard:

Theorem: Puppys are cool

Proof

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missespeon:

childrenmilk:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"They called me gay"


who’s picking on gerard?

missespeon:

childrenmilk:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"They called me gay"

who’s picking on gerard?

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

gaikudo:

saehaven:

g0ds-own-prototype:

funnywildlife:

Strange tree with a fresh water spring #Kashmir

guys, i think i found the fountain of youth


This is tuck everlasting

Hahaha tree bustin a nut

gaikudo:

saehaven:

g0ds-own-prototype:

funnywildlife:

Strange tree with a fresh water spring #Kashmir

guys, i think i found the fountain of youth

This is tuck everlasting

Hahaha tree bustin a nut

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude