OK this is a very nasty story but see that fucking jar up there, you see it? I call that shit the cum bucket, and you can kinda see why. Now, I live with my grandparents, and they have no sense of time, so things get spoiled in our house fairly quickly. BUT, they never let me throw that shit out because they still think it’s good. One night a few nights ago I finally got fed up and ransacked the whole kitchen just to finally get rid of this rotten shit and free up space. I found so many rotten stuff. Chunky milk? Rotten vegetables? Expired beer? All checks. But this motherfucker
THIS MOTHERFUCKER TOPS IT ALL.
I found this cumfuck in the back of the cabinets once I finished raiding the fridge. WE DONT LIVE NEAR ANY GREEK AREA ANY WE HAVENT FOR YEARS, SO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET IN OUR HOUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW.
This is literally the closest thing to cum I’ll ever see and I threw it away the min I saw it. The next day I called my gramms and told her about this and you know what she fucking has to say back?
“Why didn’t you eat it you dumbass?? It’s probably still good?”
I hate this fucking cumjar with all my being.